Special guest post by: Traci Skene
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A six year study of rest room hand dryers has revealed sharp increases in global warming since the technology’s inception.
“All this time we thought car emmissions were ruining the planet,” said MIT researcher, Patel Bazarre. “But, studies reveal the constant dog-breath air of these dryers is responsible.”
The average person spends five minutes under the dryer before wiping his hands on his thighs and walking out in disgust.
Says Bazarre, “We would have been better off continuing to cut down trees for towels. If my home country ever starts washing their hands, the results could be catastrophic.”
“Press Here” to eliminate chafing and polar ice caps
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Traci Skene is a professional stand-up comic as well as co-founder and editor of SHECKYmagazine. She posts regularly over at Road Atlas Shrugged and you can catch her live this month on August 22-23 at the Comedy Cove in Springfield, NJ and on August 29 at the Allentown Brewworks in Allentown, PA.
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