Guys Who Drive a Jetta Still Can’t Get Laid
German sports car maker Porsche today announced the company would take a majority ownership stake in Volkswagen.
Excitement was short lived, however, as hundreds of dudes who drive a Jetta still got shot down when they used the line, “Wanna ride in my Porsche?”
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Bringing sexy back
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Porsche officials said any merging of the two companies would take time but downplayed any impact on their racing team saying it would only be a matter of time before pit crews learned the new Porsche racing cars had the engine in the back.
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