Special guest post by: Traci Skene
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Ignoring previous criticism, John McCain’s election committee has released a new negative Obama ad once again starring “The Simple Life” socialite.
Campaign manager, Steve “Sargeant” Schmidt, insisted this time on using Paris Hilton’s famedsex tape. “We had been watching her sex video on the bus anyway,” said the Seargant, “so we thought we’d put the footage to good use.”
He continued, “The message will be “A vote for Obama is a vote for unmarried sex with your daughters.”
An unidentified campaign aide, was also quoted as saying, “Obama’s type of people have a lot of sex so I think this ad is completely appropriate.”
McCain promises comprehensive plan to address bimbo epidemic
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Traci Skene is a professional stand-up comic as well as co-founder and editor of SHECKYmagazine. She posts regularly over at Road Atlas Shrugged and you can catch her live this month on August 22-23 at the Comedy Cove in Springfield, NJ and on August 29 at the Allentown Brewworks in Allentown, PA.
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