Grab-N-Go Prostitution Scandal Escalates!

The latest Sexpresso scandal – in which 5 bikinied baristas from Grab-N-Go Espresso in Everett, Washington were charged with prostitution in their little kiosks – has significantly escalated.

Escalated my blog traffic, that is.

In fact, I didn’t know anything about the caffeinated sex scandal rocking the drive-thru community until last week when I noticed a sharp spike in my readership.

Had I finally achieved the franchise rock star status I so richly deserve?

Had my stinging criticism and razor-sharp wit been suddenly recognized & celebrated by someone famous?

Sorry, but no, said Google Analytics*.  It seems everyone’s searching the term “Grab-N-Go Espresso” and FranchisePick.com ranks high for that normally marginal term.

Yep, it turned out some bikinied baristas at Grab-N-Go Espresso got busted, so to say, for peddling the grabbing along with the espresso.  And it just so happens that my high-level editorial archive includes my prestigious and ground-breaking coverage of the Sexpresso trade:

Hooters Plus Starbucks Equals The Next Big Franchise

SexPresso Coffee Marketing Steams Clothed Competitors

SEXPRESSO: Are Nude Baristas Adult Entertainers?

And with my journalistic integrity being what it is, I immediately jumped on the opportunity to try to seize a little more traffic with a quick post that used key search terms in the headline:

Sexpresso Prostitution at Grab-N-Go!

So don’t worry – in addition to the serious franchise news, advice, tips and discussions here at FranchisePick.com, you can also count on us (me) for all the latest in shameless bikini-barista traffic-hooring.

WHAT DO YOU THINK?  ARE YOU A SEXPRESSO CUSTOMER?  OR AN UNDERCOVER EVERETT DETECTIVE ON A 2 MONTH STAKE-OUT?  SHARE A COMMENT BELOW.

PICTURED:  AMBER JAMES, 24, serves another happy customer at Cowgirls espresso bar in Tukwilla, WA.  Most of the baristas say they are paid around minimum wage, but they can add as much as $200 in tips during a seven-hour shift.  Note:  Neither Amber nor Cowgirls Espresso were implicated in the Grab-N-Go scandal in Everett.  Photo credit Newscom.com