Cast Your Vote, Win A Free Sex Toy

Promotion Reminds You What Will Happen To You Regardless of Who Wins

You’ve probably heard this is an historic election. No, not erection…election.

In keeping with the focus on issues, a number of retailers are offering free gifts as rewards to voters who cast their ballots on Election Day. What better way to celebrate the dawning of a new era in politics than utilizing a strategy that first got its start with the bread and circuses back in Ancient Rome?

Whether you choose the Maverick for men, or the Silver Bullet for women, either way these lovely voting booth parting gifts will help you get the warm, fuzzy feeling that comes (zing!) from doing your civic duty.

At least, I think that’s what that warm, fuzzy feeling is…

So, this Election Day, make sure to get your “I Voted” sticker, it’s good for free donuts, ice cream or even sex toys.

If you vote three times, you can collect all three!

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The hell with the donuts….

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Photo credit: 2-Free.net

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