You deserve a break today. Go ahead and play with the Lifesigns Manga Creator.

I never played Lifesigns: Hospital Affairs for the Nintendo DS. You probably didn’t, either. Lifesigns re-defined simulator games in its native Japan, but it was dismissed as a Trauma Center also-ran in America.

Reportedly, the games don’t play much alike (Lifesigns has more emphasis on story, Trauma Center on surgery and raping you with said surgery) and it was actually Lifesigns that inspired Trauma Center…not the other way around.

We can sit here and play the blame game all day, or we can get down to some serious creative works.

You can do better. I know others have done better. Check out my personal journal for free-running unbridled awesome.

Please note that you can turn your comic into an E-card to send your grandmother. Use this knowledge well.

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At least I know what I won’t be spending them on: To LOVEru, an ass-obsessed game for the DS and PSP.

The object of the game is to—well, I’m sure you can figure it out without breaking your brain. I have no idea how the scoring system works, but I pray that the potential to earn bonus points is far away from anything to do with scat.

I’m not sure how open-ended To LOVEru might be, but I propose my own set of mini games if the game structure allows:

-Listen to the lead girl/soulless hunk of meat’s high-pitched voice for two hours without screaming, gibbering or losing your mind.

-Contemplate who on God’s Earth finds devil tails sexy on females. Wonder further why people are turned on by eyes that are as unnaturally wide and bright as a tuberculosis victim’s. Bonus: Write a composition on your findings, then tear it up while weeping.

(Source: Kotaku.)

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