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		<title>Alex Rodriguez and Illegal Poker, A-Rod Suspension?</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 03 Aug 2011 18:51:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Stephen Kersey</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Alex Rodriguez finds himself once again in a controversial situation. According to reports, this controversy involved Alex Rodriguez and illegal poker. The New York Yankees third baseman, who is currently on the disabled list, could reportedly face a suspension.

(Is Alex Rodriguez giving Cameron Diaz steroids?)

Major League Baseball is currently investigating to see whether Alex Rodriguez did play in the illegal poker games. Why is it such a big deal? It's a big deal because Alex Rodriguez has already been warned... <a href="http://everyjoe.com/sports/alex-rodriguez-and-illegal-poker-a-rod-suspension/">More &#187;</a><p>Post from: <a href="http://everyjoe.com">EveryJoe</a></p>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Alex Rodriguez finds himself once again in a controversial situation. According to reports, this controversy involved Alex Rodriguez and illegal poker. The New York Yankees third baseman, who is currently on the disabled list, could reportedly face a suspension.</p>
<p>(Is Alex Rodriguez giving <a href="http://everyjoe.com/girls/pictures-is-cameron-diaz-on-steroids/">Cameron Diaz steroids</a>?)</p>
<p>Major League Baseball is currently investigating to see whether Alex Rodriguez did play in the illegal poker games. Why is it such a big deal? It&#8217;s a big deal because Alex Rodriguez has already been warned by commissioner Bud Selig and the Yankees and told to stop playing illegal poker. </p>
<p>The illegal poker games were played in Beverly Hills and featured a number of celebrities including Matt Damon, Ben Affleck, Leonardo DiCaprio and Tobey Maguire. (<a href="http://everyjoe.com/entertainment/tobey-maguire-is-really-good-at-poker/">Tobey Maguire playing illegal poker</a> has already made headlines.)</p>
<p>The Yankees, their fans and Alex Rodriguez better hope that Major League Baseball can&#8217;t prove these allegations. If they do, expect an Alex Rodriguez suspension.</p>
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		<title>Pictures: Bar Refaeli Blue Bikini</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 24 Jul 2011 22:33:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Stephen Kersey</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Bar Refaeli is known for being sexy and for being Leonardo DiCaprio's girlfriend. But now that Bar Refaeli and Leonardo DiCaprio have officially broken up, she'll have to be simply known for being sexy. And just one look at Israel-born model and you'll know that being a sex symbol is a natural fit.

Recently, Bar Refaeli was spotted in Italy with a blue bikini. As always, she was stunning as her amazing curves filled out the bikini. Check out the bottom... <a href="http://everyjoe.com/girls/pictures-bar-refaeli-blue-bikini/">More &#187;</a><p>Post from: <a href="http://everyjoe.com">EveryJoe</a></p>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Bar Refaeli is known for being sexy and for being Leonardo DiCaprio&#8217;s girlfriend. But now that Bar Refaeli and Leonardo DiCaprio have officially broken up, she&#8217;ll have to be simply known for being sexy. And just one look at Israel-born model and you&#8217;ll know that being a sex symbol is a natural fit.</p>
<p>Recently, Bar Refaeli was spotted in Italy with a blue bikini. As always, she was stunning as her amazing curves filled out the bikini. Check out the bottom of this entry for Bar Refaeli blue bikini pictures.</p>
<p>Bar Refaeli is 26 years old and has appeared in a number of magazines including Sports Illustrated, Maxim, ELLE and GQ. She has hosted a number of shows over the years in both the United States and Israel.</p>
<p>Here are the bikini pictures of Bar Refaeli:</p>
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		<title>Chick of the Day: Bar Refaeli</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 14 Dec 2009 05:10:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Wil Reagan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Bar Refaeli is a gorgeous Israeli model (and sometimes actress) who is known for her gorgeous body and a beautiful face to match. She was the cover model of the 2009 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue. She has also appeared in Elle, Maxim, GQ (Italy) and numerous other magazines.

Bar Refaeli is the face of the fashion line Hurley, as well as the Diddy cologne "I Am King." In the past few years, she received a lot of attention while dating Leonardo... <a href="http://everyjoe.com/girls/chick-of-the-day-bar-refaeli/">More &#187;</a><p>Post from: <a href="http://everyjoe.com">EveryJoe</a></p>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Bar Refaeli is a gorgeous Israeli model (and sometimes actress) who is known for her gorgeous body and a beautiful face to match. She was the cover model of the 2009<em> Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue</em>. She has also appeared in <em>Elle</em>, <em>Maxim</em>,<em> GQ</em> (Italy) and numerous other magazines.</p>
<p>Bar Refaeli is the face of the fashion line Hurley, as well as the Diddy cologne &#8220;I Am King.&#8221; In the past few years, she received a lot of attention while dating Leonardo DiCaprio from 2005 through this past summer. (There also are rumors that the couple is now back together.)</p>
<p>Today, let&#8217;s take a closer look at this hot chick.</p>
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		<title>Now on DVD: “Revolutionary Road”</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 03 Jun 2009 05:46:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jeanne</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Revolutionary Road is now available on DVD and I think it’s definitely worth seeing.  The movie reunites Kate Winslet and Leonardo DiCaprio (who co-starred in Titanic) and the result is nothing less than spectacular.




Set in the 1950s, Frank and April Wheeler (DiCaprio and Winslet) are a young married couple who move to the suburbs after they have children.  Once filled with vibrancy and a zest for life (and each other), they suddenly discover that their new conventional lifestyle is ruining... <a href="http://everyjoe.com/entertainment/now-on-dvd-%e2%80%9crevolutionary-road%e2%80%9d/">More &#187;</a><p>Post from: <a href="http://everyjoe.com">EveryJoe</a></p>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><strong><em><a href="http://www.amazon.com/Revolutionary-Road-Leonardo-DiCaprio/dp/B0016Q2D66/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&amp;s=dvd&amp;qid=1244007152&amp;sr=8-1">Revolutionary Road</a></em></strong> is now available on DVD and I think it’s definitely worth seeing.  The movie reunites <strong>Kate Winslet</strong> and <strong>Leonardo DiCaprio</strong> (who co-starred in <em>Titanic</em>) and the result is nothing less than spectacular.</p>
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<p>Set in the 1950s, Frank and April Wheeler (DiCaprio and Winslet) are a young married couple who move to the suburbs after they have children.  Once filled with vibrancy and a zest for life (and each other), they suddenly discover that their new conventional lifestyle is ruining their lives.</p>
<p>April, desperate to save her marriage and help her husband recapture some of the passion he used to possess, comes up with a plan.  Frank reluctantly agrees and, just when they are feeling like things could change for the better, miscommunications and unexpected events threaten to derail their plans.</p>
<p>It really is an excellent plot, the depiction of life in the 50s is outstanding and the chemistry between Winslet and DiCaprio is undeniable.  <a href="http://www.amazon.com/Revolutionary-Road-Leonardo-DiCaprio/dp/B0016Q2D66/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&amp;s=dvd&amp;qid=1244007152&amp;sr=8-1">Rent this movie</a> (or buy it!).</p>
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		<title>7/25 WWE SmackDown Part Three: The Undertaker Is Back!</title>
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		<dc:creator>Michael Sedor</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[WWE SmackDown Live Blog, Part Three

Michelle McCool def. Maryse
Brian Kendrick def. Shannon Moore
Edge and Vickie Guerrero ostensibly apologize

Segment Six
Michelle McCool is making her first defense of her Divas Title against French Canadian beauty Maryse. Maryse's outfits get progressively provocative each week. I am not complaining. 

When JR announces her name it sounds like "Maurice" and I think of an very old and very bald male Harrisburg restaurateur who is now probably deceased. Major turnoff. Then Mick Foley calls her a... <a href="http://everyjoe.com/sports/725-wwe-smackdown-part-three-the-undertaker-is-back-96/">More &#187;</a><p>Post from: <a href="http://everyjoe.com">EveryJoe</a></p>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<h2>WWE SmackDown Live Blog, Part Three</h2>
<p><strong>Michelle McCool</strong> def. Maryse<br />
<strong>Brian Kendrick</strong> def. Shannon Moore<br />
Edge and Vickie Guerrero ostensibly apologize</p>
<p><strong>Segment Six</strong><br />
<strong>Michelle McCool</strong> is making her first defense of her Divas Title against French Canadian beauty <strong>Maryse</strong>. Maryse&#8217;s outfits get progressively provocative each week. I am not complaining. </p>
<p>When JR announces her name it sounds like &#8220;Maurice&#8221; and I think of an very old and very bald male Harrisburg restaurateur who is now probably deceased. Major turnoff. Then Mick Foley calls her a nasty, naughty girl and all bad images are forgotten.  Before we get any more illicit zoomed images of Maryse skimpy black vinyl outfit she is caught by a debilitating Brazilian heel hook and taps out. </p>
<p>McCool&#8217;s first title defense is successful.</p>
<p><strong>Segment Seven</strong><br />
Vickie is back in her wheelchair. More importantly, she has a new hairdo. OK, it&#8217;s not that important, her new straightened hair is not going to make her good looking. Not even <strong>Michael Jackson</strong>-level surgery could do that. Vickie has heard rumors about the previously mentioned <a href="http://everyjoe.com/articles/725-wwe-smackdown-part-two-big-bad-battle-royale-with-bad-bad-bad-ending-96/#comment-51372">Edge/Alicia Fox conversation</a> and asks <strong>Bam Neely</strong> and <strong>Chavo Guerrero</strong> what has been said. Thankfully the two man up and admit nothing. Word, bro(s).</p>
<p><strong>Edge</strong> now says he want to apologize to <strong>Vickie</strong>. We will see.</p>
<p><strong>Brian Kendrick</strong> in his new <strong>Leonardo DiCaprio</strong>-inspired persona (no, really) makes his way to the ring and Mrs. Jabandgrapple audibly gasps, &#8220;What (in the world) is that? Isn&#8217;t that the jacket from the <em>Bad </em>video?&#8221; </p>
<p>Yes. That&#8217;s a second Michael Jackson reference in less than 20 minutes. But she is right. Kendrick&#8217;s jacket is the most ridiculous thing known to man. One lapel is faux-tiger skin, the other fake jewel studs. The jacket&#8217;s back is ripped with three razor gashes as if it were in a battle with <strong>Wolverine</strong>.</p>
<p>Kendrick pins jobber Shannon Moore with ease. I&#8217;ll be the first to say that Kendrick&#8217;s relationship with his bodyguard <strong>Ezekiel </strong>is a little bit weird to me. Just saying.</p>
<p>After the match Vickie, Chavo and Bam discuss Edge&#8217;s apology. Vickie doesn&#8217;t seem to be that understanding. It is so on.</p>
<p><strong>Segment Eight</strong><br />
Edge saunters down to the ring with his cocky Canadian confidence. He wants his wedding cake and he wants to eat the wedding planner too. Is he really going to apologize. As Vickie is being wheeled to the ring by Chavo a few scattered Philadelphians yell &#8220;You suck!&#8221; </p>
<p>Mrs. Jabandgrapple wonders, &#8220;If she&#8217;s such a cripple then why is she wearing stiletto heels?&#8221; And you thought the cake comment went too far.</p>
<p>Edge looks his wife in the eye and goes down on his knee to apologize. He tells her that what he&#8217;s done is horrible and understands if she can&#8217;t forgive him. He says the video didn&#8217;t show how many times he tried to say no. Mr. Jabandgrapple hears you dog. He&#8217;s been in that situation too much to even mention. Oh, regret. Oh, regret. </p>
<p>Edge echoes <strong>Badfinger </strong>when he says &#8220;I can&#8217;t live if living is without you&#8221; but Vickie isn&#8217;t sympathetic. She&#8217;s no <strong>Harry Nilsson</strong>. Instead she counters with, &#8220;Well guess what Mr. Edge. I reinstated the <strong>Undertaker</strong>. Sorry.&#8221;</p>
<p>The crowd erupts. Standing ovation. Spontaneous combustion. Live births. Loving chants. UN-der-TAK-er clap clap clap-clap-clap, UN-der-TAK-er clap clap clap-clap-clap, UN-der-TAK-re clap clap clap-clap-clap.</p>
<p>Edge makes some lame honeymoon proposal. Vickie says &#8220;Too bad, so sad. I have a SummerSlam opponent already set for Taker. And it&#8217;s you Edge. In a Hell in a Cell Match.&#8221; Vickie cackles, Edge cowers, we congratulate. That is a match we want to see.</p>
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