David Beckham‘s less smiley half, fresh off a guest judging gig on Project Runway, may soon make a career out of telling other people what looks good and what’s best shoved into the nearest Salvation Army bin. 

Fox TV is proposing a show called Fashion Nightmares with the be-bobbed, Birkin-loving Posh Spice as host. (Got your eye on Birkin? Be prepared to cough up a minimum of $7500). Mrs. Beckham will show up at self-proclaimed fashion hot spots and tell them, to paraphrase Paris Hilton, how not-hot they really are. She may even make a threatening gesture to warn them, like this:

Should be interesting if it comes to fruition. We’re guessing Fox won’t reiterate their gleeful news headline from January, “Victoria ‘Posh Spice’ Beckham Tops Mr. Blackwell’s Annual Worst-Dressed List,“ while promoting the show.

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