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Spray Paint the Fur

Amy Tucker — Sat, 29 Mar 2008 12:44:53 +0000

Apparently PETA is pissed at Burberry for “selling the fur off of the backs of animals”. So, PETA had a little Flash game created where you take a cute and cuddly animal and have it spray paint some fur.

Honestly, the game is rather boring and the music kind of made me want to kill myself. BUT, it was rather endearing to watch Fluffy become a vandal.

Click the picture or this link to manipulate your own little vandalizing critter.

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Game Helps You Choose a Candidate

Amy Tucker — Thu, 07 Feb 2008 12:05:04 +0000

Are you having a tough time choosing between Clinton and Obama?

Well, do I have the tool for you.

Blood Ballot!

Fight it out and see who wins.

Choosing a candidate has never been easier.

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Turkey Games

Amy Tucker — Thu, 22 Nov 2007 14:56:25 +0000

It’s Thanksgiving here in the states today.

In honor of the food laden holiday, here are two “games” for you that both involve turkeys.

The first, Turkey To Go, is addictive, loud and annoying.

Basically, it’s everything that a good Flash game should be.

The second, Dress the Turkey, isn’t so much a game as an utter time waster.

There’s really no point other than to make your turkey look like a huge fool.

It’s fun, though.

Anyway, I’m off to cook and drink too much wine. Wish me luck.

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Tiny List of Flash Time Wasters

Amy Tucker — Thu, 08 Nov 2007 19:00:52 +0000

Have you noticed how serious gaming has gotten?

What happened to the days of Bejeweled and time-suck Tetris?

Oh…that’s right…next gen consoles.

Anyway, in honor of those foregone years when times were a bit more simple, I have compiled a far from exhaustive list of highly addictive Flash games.

Because seriously, who doesn’t like to waste an hour [or five] on completely useless games?

Don’t say I didn’t warn ya.

#1 http://www.shaunthesheep.com/games/woolyjumper/

#2 http://www.ncra.tifr.res.in/~samiris/games/reflex.html

#3 http://fsk.deviantart.com/art/Line-Rider-beta-40255643

#4 http://tinyurl.com/yo6llg

#5 http://www.ferryhalim.com/orisinal/g3/bugs.htm

#6 http://homokaasu.org/gasgames/game.gas?21

#7 http://www.onemorelevel.com/games.php?game=603

[#5 kind of scares me]

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Be Unique, A Multiplayer Flash Game With A Twist

Patrick — Mon, 22 Oct 2007 15:56:59 +0000

From kempt

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Line Rider

Patrick — Sun, 22 Oct 2006 02:58:24 +0000

Line Rider, a game or toy (as the creator called it), stretches your artistic talent and projectile calculation ability.

Fans actually make this into a music video.

Cockroach Dream

Patrick — Sun, 24 Sep 2006 13:34:13 +0000

If you are afraid of cockroaches (I’m scare of flying ones), don’t play this game. Otherwise, you can smack these cute little roaches to your heart’s content.

Tasty Roaches via Gari@Suta

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Show No Mercy to Teletubbies!

Patrick — Thu, 31 Aug 2006 10:03:55 +0000

I admit I don’t like Teletubbies…I just can’t force myself to love them until now. Is more like a Killing-Them-Makes-Me-Happy relationship after I played the game and I realize they are actually quite cute. Really.

By the way, you can use a chainsaw, pistol or sniper rifle to do a Teletubby Headshot.

Kill the Teletubbies Game

Stop the Lala and PooPoo via Wonderland

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Zidane in Pokemon, Pikapika

Patrick — Wed, 23 Aug 2006 12:08:48 +0000

Zidane’s life after retirement…star in games such as Pokemon.

Or in his own signature game.

Instructions: Mouse to move, left-click: head butt.

Zidanechu via yyjoy

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Play Fireworks

Patrick — Mon, 31 Jul 2006 15:21:36 +0000

With the right timing, you can treat yourself to the red, white and blue displays of fireworks.

Dazzling.

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