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Does Eva Longoria Have a Clue?
If you think Eva Longoria doesn’t have a clue, you’d be wrong. She has the birthday party pictures to prove it.
Are you thinking, WTF? Hey, so was Eva!
OK, enough with the games. Well, not really, or else we wouldn’t be able to explain the theme for Eva’s birthday bash: the boardgame Clue.
* waits patiently while readers have an “A-ha!” moment regarding the opening lines of the post*
Indeed, San Antonio Spurs star Tony Parker planned one heck of a party for his… More »
When Bloggers Have Fantasy Chicks
Eva Longoria, heartbreaker.
Since we’re ‘Net pals with Mike from SteadyBurn, we feel compelled to let the world know that Tony Parker of the San Antonio Spurs is a dreamcrusher for at least one twentysomething guy.
Here’s why, complete with photos and amusing captions.
Would it be cruel of us to then link to this post about Eva’s “mystery” moments?
Maybe, but that’s the role of a sports humor blog…. More »
Birthday Parties, Beckham Style
Turning 9, for this bloggerette and her friends, involved balloons, cake, presents, sometimes bowling, occasionally a swimming pool, and once, behavior so rambunctious that one of of the mom’s excluded yours truly from the invitation list the following year.
Compare that to Brooklyn Beckham, fortunate offspring of David and Victoria Beckham. He blew out candles before the likes of Heidi Klum and Eva Longoria at the chic Pink Taco in Century City, CA. (Beck himself was traveling in Asia with the L.A…. More »
Eva Longoria Passes Gas, Keeps the Mystery
From Eva Longoria’s lips to US Weekly’s ready ears comes the following no-need-to-elaborate quote on the looker’s domestic life with hubby and San Antonio Spurs guard Tony Parker. (Yours truly spotted this in the mag at the gym last night just before the tush-kicking personal trainer acted like we were in boot camp met with us for an hour.)
Anyhoo, quotes like this are the reason “TMI” came into the vocabulary of American pop culture:
“We’re still in the honeymoon phase. I love him—but I don’t fart in front of… More »
David Beckham: The Guy Crush King
David Beckham is an easy guy to like. He’s a great athlete and he’s a do-gooder. He’s also hot and stylish. No wonder some chick fainted upon meeting him (and getting a Beck Peck on the cheek) last Sunday.
And if that weren’t enough, he’s got a romantic side, too. Perez Hilton reports that he surprised wife Victoria with a vow renewal ceremony at their U.K. digs. (No word as to whether or not she actually cracked a smile when he… More »
Tony Parker’s Heels
Yeah, we admit. The title was a hook, and we really only mean one heel. And it’s not the kind his wife and Desperate Housewives star Eva Longoria wears or the snazzy sort reviewed daily here.
Alas, the San Antonio Spurs guard has a bone spur (medical/team name pun not intended) on his left heel. The red hot Spurs with a Capital S were Parkerless Tuesday night and lost 88-85 to the Seattle Sonics. The loss marks their third in a row,… More »
What Happens in Vegas . . . and in Paris . . .
One sports celebrity couple is whooping it up in the City of Sin. Another is fending off infidelity rumors from the City of Lights. Who’s hot to trot, and who’s hot to trot . . . for someone else?
If you guessed Tony Parker and Eva Longoria as the Vegas partygoers, you’d be wrong. More about them below.
No, it’s David and Victoria Beckham who put “Spice” in bold and italics. The smokin’ couple enjoyed a kids-free outing in Vegas following a handful of Spice… More »
Tony and Eva: Yes to Ink, No to Finger Paints
Never let it be said that basketball players and Hollywood starlets aren’t practical people. San Antonio Spurs guard Tony Parker and his bride Eva Longoria have wedding bands that serve three purposes: (1) to pledge their stick-togethah-forevah marital love; (2) to ensure that neither of them lose a band down the drain; and (3) to remind them what their anniversary is, 365 days a year.
What a feat! How DID they do it? Like this:
(Photo courtesy WireImage)
‘Cause nothing says “We’re on pace… More »
