While the picture is somewhat hot, Eva Longoria could definitely eat a few more hamburgers. Those legs are damn skinny. And that butt doesn’t have any meat, either.

That said, that’s a sexy dress to wear out on the town. And god bless her for trying to open her car door while talking on her cell phone. That multitasking ended up giving us a quality upskirt picture.

Here is the Eva Longoria upskirt picture:

Eva Longoria Upskirt Pictures

Eva Longoria Upskirt

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But hold on. Eva Longoria is denying that she’s dating Matt Barnes.

“Once again, press gets it wrong,” typed Eva Longoria. “Matt Barnes and I are not dating!”

How does she explain the Eva Longoria and Matt Barnes picture below?

“We are doing a charity event together for Padres and Athletes vs Cancer,” said Longoria.

Do you believe her are did she switch NBA teams?

Here is the Eva Longoria dating Matt Barnes picture:

Eva Longoria Dating Matt Barnes Picture

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But don’t feel sorry for Eva Longoria. The native of Texas is still sitting pretty — in terms of looks and in terms of money.

According the Forbes, Eva Longoria is the highest paid TV actress. In the last year, the 36-year-old has pulled in approximately $13 million. In addition to “Desperate Housewives”, Eva Longoria has lucrative contracts with L’Oreal and LG.

The other highest paid TV actresses are Tina Fey, Marcia Cross, Teri Hatcher and Felicity Huffman. Marcia Cross, Teri Hatcher and Felicity Huffman all work with Eva Longoria on “Desperate Housewives”.

Eva Longoria - Highest Paid TV Actress

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As you can see in the pictures, Eva Longoria is wearing a tight tan dress. Her boobs, which have always been relatively small, are busting out of her dress. Either she has a really good pushup bra or Eva Longoria had breast implants.

The timing of the breast implants would make some sense. She recently got divorced from Tony Parker of the San Antonio Spurs after she allegedly caught him cheating. Perhaps Eva Longoria wants a new beginning — and new boobs to match.

Here are the Eva Longoria big boobs pictures. Are they breast implants?

Eva Longoria Breast Implants?

Eva Longoria with Big Boobs

Eva Longoria Breast Implants Pictures

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Don’t think that it’s an accident that Tony Parker traded in one Hispanic wife for three Hispanic girl friends. There seems to be a cold war between Tony Parker and Eva Longoria. This Tony Parker picture had to make Eva Longoria at least a tad bit jealous.

Here is the picture of Tony Parker and three Hispanic girls:

Tony Parker with three Hispanic Girls

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Eva and Tony were one of the most high-profiled couples pairing an actress and an athlete. Eva is mostly known for her role on Desperate Housewives, while Tony is a star for the San Antonio Spurs of the NBA.

Following their breakup, Tony reportedly tried to woo back Eva. However, Eva quickly moved on and even went out on dates with others.

Here are pictures of Eva Longoria and Tony Parker together in happier times:

Happy Eva Longoria and Tony Parker

Eva Longoria and Tony Parker smiling

Eva Longoria Hugging Tony Parker

Eva Longoria and Tony Parker Divorce

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Parker led the way for the Spurs with 21 points and seven assists on 9-for-14 shooting from the field. Manu Ginobili chipped in with 20 points, five assists and four rebounds, while Tim Duncan totaled 16 points, 18 rebounds and five assists.

The most Parker talked about his divorce was prior to the game on Facebook.

“It is with great sadness that after 7 years together, Eva and I have decided to divorce,” said Parker on Facebook. “We love each other deeply and pray for each other’s happiness.”

It’ll be interesting to see if Parker is able to sweep the rumors under the rug or if Eva Longoria will continue to bring up their personal life and force Parker to answer questions.

Tony Parker and Eva Longoria are getting a divorce (Image: TSN.ca)

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According to reports, Eva found hundreds of text messages on Tony Parker’s phone from a “teammate’s wife.” Well, if this Tweet from Sports Illustrated’s Bryan Graham is correct, it’s a former teammate’s wife — Brent Barry’s gorgeous wife, Erin. Apparently the Barrys are also going through a divorce.

The two couples were friends at one point:

Was Tony Parker cheating with Erin Barry?

Brent Barry played on the Spurs with Parker from 2004-08 and the Barrys became fixtures in the San Antonio community with their philanthropy work.

Is it true? We don’t know for sure. But Parker’s current teammates have got to be a little uneasy if Parker would stoop low enough to cheat with Barry’s wife.

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Parker was one of the best guards in the league in the 2008-09 season. Last season, Parker never got on track — mostly due to injuries. If Parker can return to an All-Star level (he’s a three-time All-Star), this contract will look like a bargain for San Antonio.

During the summer, there were rumblings that Parker was unhappy with the Spurs. In fact, Amare Stoudemire said that he talked to Parker and he was open to the idea of coming to New York. Further reports linked Eva Longoria, Parker’s wife, to comments that Parker wanted to join the Knicks. However, when all was said and done, Parker ended up staying with the only NBA team he’s ever played for.

As a team, the Spurs are championship contenders but they’ll need Parker, along with Tim Duncan and Manu Ginobili, to play his best.

Tony Parker contract extension (Image: TSN.ca)

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Who’s hotter…Eva Longoria or Eva Mendes? Take a look through the gallery and place your vote in the Battle of the Evas.

Image: Eva Longoria (Maxim)

Image: Eva Mendes (Maxim)

Also don’t miss the Battle of the Jessicas.

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