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Evan Longoria Bashes Rays Past Red Sox

Evan Longoria Bashes Rays Past Red Sox

Evan Longoria of the Tampa Bay Rays still gets questioned about Desperate Housewives. He still gets asked about Tony Parker of the San Antonio Spurs. However, Evan Longoria (no relation to Eva Longoria) is quickly making a name for himself.

In his second season in the big leagues, Longoria might be the hottest hitter in the entire game. Against the Boston Red Sox on Saturday, he went 2-for-4 with a walk, three runs and five RBI. In the first inning, Longoria… More »

Uh, Does Eva Longoria Parker Look Fat to You?

Uh, Does Eva Longoria Parker Look Fat to You?

Or is it just crazy talk underscoring the Hollywood obsession with thinness nearly unachievable by mere mortals who don’t have access to personal trainers and high-end body treatments?

True, the super-duper-cutie pie and wife of San Antonio Spurs guard Tony Parker did pack on a few pounds for her role in Desperate Housewives:

This reminds us: We couldn’t help but notice how all-too-happy co-star Felicity Huffman was to blab about Eva’s fatness. (Yeah, she disguised it as a she-isn’t-preggers commentary but you can almost… More »

Eva Longoria Passes Gas, Keeps the Mystery

Eva Longoria Passes Gas, Keeps the Mystery

From Eva Longoria’s lips to US Weekly’s ready ears comes the following no-need-to-elaborate quote on the looker’s domestic life with hubby and San Antonio Spurs guard Tony Parker. (Yours truly spotted this in the mag at the gym last night just before the tush-kicking personal trainer acted like we were in boot camp met with us for an hour.)

Anyhoo, quotes like this are the reason “TMI” came into the vocabulary of American pop culture: 

“We’re still in the honeymoon phase. I love him—but I don’t fart in front of… More »

Tony Parker’s Heels

Tony Parker's Heels

Yeah, we admit. The title was a hook, and we really only mean one heel. And it’s not the kind his wife and Desperate Housewives star Eva Longoria wears or the snazzy sort reviewed daily here.

Alas, the San Antonio Spurs guard has a bone spur (medical/team name pun not intended) on his left heel. The red hot Spurs with a Capital S were Parkerless Tuesday night and lost 88-85 to the Seattle Sonics. The loss marks their third in a row,… More »