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– Candy Asses Are the New Crackheads —
Overheard in Washington Square Park in New York City …
8-Year-Old Suburban Kid: Hey, dude. You got any Xtreme Sour?
9-Year-Old White Kid with Dreadlocks: You bet, my man. I got Xtreme sour, I got bubblegum, I got Smarties Parties. Whatchu need?
Suburban Kid: How much for Xtreme Sour?
Kid with Dreads: Gotta big bag here for 20 bucks.
Suburban Kid: 20 bucks?! Damn, dude. Like, I took the subway here, not a… More »