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– Stories Ripped Off From Today’s Headlines —

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World’s First Recipient Of New Jaw And Tongue Smiles
…Then Licks Eyebrows Just To Mess With Everyone

Now, about that frog in my throat….
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Scientists Confirm Reports Of Swine Flu In Turkeys
Country Braces For November Outbreak of Turducken Flu

Oh, my Lord! …the swine flu got the turkey!
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Ms. Venezuela Wins Miss Universe For Second Year In A Row
Strongman Chavez Declares Hot Venezuelan Women A National Resource, Nationalizes All Sexy Latinas for Good of the Country

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