Celebrity with whom we’d have wanted to sit in order to get some much-needed comic relief via butt-cheek chit-chat, a form of discussion we’d consider asinine under normal conditions: Jim Carrey

Celebrity whose tendency for goofiness, in conjuction with Carrey’s, surely would have inoculated us against the depressing loss: Jenny McCarthy

Best athlete in the stadium: No, not Peyton Manning (he gets the nod for Most Overexposed Athlete, though). And it definitely wasn’t putzy Eli “My Middle Name Should Be Four-Leaf Clover” Manning. And it sure as heck wasn’t heartbreaker Tom Brady. No, this honor goes to Roger Federer. Oh, and since we also have him on a pedestal for class and style, he’s also the celeb with whom we’d sit . . . if security didn’t get in the way.

Celebrity who, given her sunny personality, we’d have sought a hug from after the game: Kate Hudson

Celebrity who made us wish we were watching Borat instead of the game: Pamela Anderson

Celebrity whose appearance made us glad we don’t have breast implants, a lip injection, or a bad dye job (’cause our bottle-blonde is pretty darn smokin’): Pamela Anderson

Celebrity with the best AND most personalities: Frank Caliendo. This guy’s so great we were just looking for an excuse to embed this YouTube clip (it’s worth the 9s, 29s–or even just a couple of minutes to catch Bush, Madden, Seinfeld, Pacino, and so on).

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If you want a chuckle during halftime (or, you know, before the watching the Sox kick tush and sweep Game 4 of the World Series), check out our favorite fake Kazakhstani learning a new sport—and naturally, tying it in with “something he saw” about cheerleaders on television (4m, 29s):

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