John Lackey Sucks Even More Now

John Lackey might be the worst player in all of baseball. Now, he might be the worst human in all of baseball. According to reports, the pitcher for the Boston Red Sox has decided to divorce his wife. The problem is that John Lackey’s wife is in the middle of fighting breast cancer and just underwent a double mastectomy a few months back.

Props John Lackey. Your ability to suck is unparalleled.

After signing a big money deal with the Red Sox prior to the 2010 season, the 6-foot-6 fatty has done next to nothing. This year, he’s hit a new low. Over 28 starts, the righty has a 6.41 ERA and a WHIP of 1.62. Both marks are by far the worst in all of baseball.

Due to John Lackey’s sucking, it appears as if the Red Sox could choke their way out of the 2011 baseball playoffs. And really, with this asshat on the team, who can really root for Boston now?

John Lackey is getting a divorce