Jessica Simpson to do Victoria’s Secret Knockoffs

Note to Gisele Bundchen: You aren’t the only QB arm charm with a lingerie link. Dallas Cowboy Tony Romo‘s lightbulb squeeze* Jessica Simpson is launching Jessica Simpson Intimates, a line of sexy underthings hoping to wean chicks from their VS loyalty. (Not happending for this bloggerette. Vickie’s all the way!)

Jessica Simpson, possibly scoping out Tanika Ray’s girls and getting ready to pitch the Jessica Simpson Intimates line.

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We’re not sure which is the greater offense by Simpson: making a country album *shudder* OR giving us all TMI about her lingerie philosophy:

“I like different lingerie for different occasions. I think that’s the best thing about it. You can feel sexy or girly depending on your mood.”

A photo of Gisele Bundchen which, coincidentally, may express her opinion of Jessica Simpson competing with Victoria’s Secret.

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Part of us wonders what, besides being a DD, qualifies Simpson to have a lingerie line. But then again, who are we to judge? Maybe this is the reason Tony Romo played such a great round of golf at Torrey Pines.

* On again, off again. We light candles before Kat Giantis of MSN Gossip for many gossipy things, including coining that fab phrase.