You gonna try out for the Bachelorette?

You’ll have to compete against this guy:

FEMALE PRODUCER
So, why would you be a good candidate for “The Bachelorette?”

QUADRIPLEGIC GUY
(COMPUTER VOICE) I would be perfect for your show because I know how to talk dirty to the ladies. Oo-yes. Oo-yes. That feels so good. Spit in my mouth.

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