Worst Halloween Costumes, #3, 2, and 1

The Top 3!

We’ve done it; we’ve counted down from the awful to the absolute grotesque. Here are the three worst Halloween costumes this year…

#3: A Pimp

Nothing is less pimp than dressing like a pimp, dork.

Who’s your daddy? I’m guessing somebody really stupid.

Yo yo yo, wanna be my ho?

Strangely though, it’s a great look for dogs. Nothing cuter than a pimp doggie!

Arf, arf, arf, wanna be my ho?

#2: Adult Teletubby

You look like you should be on your way to a fetish party in this getup. Maybe you are. Hooray for freedom and all that, but keep it to yourself, bud.

He’s going to eat that baby!

And finally…

#1: Baby Hitler

I don’t know what to say, except this is most likely not going to contribute to your child growing up a happy, well-adjusted person. Anyway, it’s probably much cheaper to make a tiny little KKK robe.

I want milk, ‘cuz I hate Juice!

So very wrong. Well, there you have it, the absolute worst Halloween costumes of 2005. Of course, you’ve still got time to slap one of these atrocities together and hit the town. If anyone gets all disgusted or offended and threatens to kick your ass, just tell ‘em The Screamstress sent ya.