According to the following Family Guy commercial for the US Army, if you decide to enlist, this will happen to you:
- You will be able to dive into a mountain of money, out of which two hotties in bikinis will jump out.
- you’ll get an Academy Award just for being awesome.
- You’ll be able to ride on the USS ParTay, all expenses paid.
Of course, your experience may vary, but hey! Think of the possibilities!