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Tonight’s Weeds episode continued the terrific writing we got a taste of last week. My favorite one-liners are below. Discuss.
“We’ll be the Jet Blue of coyotes” — Andy to Doug, brainstorming for a new business
“I’ve been sitting in the hotel listening to Daddy weep for weeks” — Isabelle to Celia on why she should live with Celia in Ren-Mar
“It’s Yoga Ass. I’d recognize that ass anywhere.” — Doug’s name for Lisa, Rad’s mom and owner of the shop Cheese Gotta Have It
“We sold $8,327 worth of Lenny’s stuff and fuck him, we’re keeping it!” – Shane, tallying up the take from the estate sale
“I’ll keep your flippy flop.” – Maria, the sexy illegal immigrant to Doug, who calls her “Mermex”
“You must be punished. How about a spanking? A good hard spanking.” — Mexican mob boss/mayor Esteban, on how to treat Nancy after she discovers the secret tunnel
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777 days ago
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775 days ago
The whole sexual tension thing is lazy writing. But I still enjoy the show.
I must be human.
God bless us, every one.
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763 days ago
what is said to estaban in spanish when he tells nancy she needs to brush up on her spanish??
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