Oh MLP, the wacky ideas you let those Esquire editors talk you into!
Weeds star Mary-Louise Parker continues her string of scantily clad/nude adventures this month as one of the “Women We Love” — and the “sexiest pie maker alive” — in the men’s mag, which makes the most of America’s favorite MILF’s, ahem, assets in a photo shoot where the wardrobe consists of an apron and a smile.
In the accompanying article, MLP tells men how to bake a pie (cherry, natch). She also sends a love note to the dudes of the world, thanking them for many reasons, not least of which “because you will notice a woman with a healthy chunk of years or pounds on her and let out a wolf whistle under your breath and mean it.” She says this despite seeming to miraculously avoid aging or gaining weight herself.
Esquire pairs the sultry photo shoot with a video of the actress reading a bedtime story in a black lace bra and panties, playing up the MILF fantasy a bit more.
Don’t buy Parker as a sexpot? Try listening to her take on Alice falling “down, down, down the rabbit hole” and see where your imagination takes you:
Don’t forget to catch the next episode of Weeds Monday night, only on Showtime.










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