Video Vault: A Very Cronenberg Christmas

On the first day of Christmas David Cronenberg gave to me

a hunk of new flesh in a TV

On the second day of Christmas David Cronenberg gave to me

two psychosexual twin Doctors

and a hunk of new flesh in a TV

On the third day of Christmas David Cronenberg gave to me

three gooey Brundleflies

two psychosexual twin Doctors

and a hunk of new flesh in a TV

On the fourth day of Christmas David Cronenberg gave to me

four sexytime parasites

three gooey Brundleflies

two psychosexual twin Doctors

and a hunk of new flesh in a TV

On the fifth day of Christmas David Cronenberg gave to me

five rabid porn stars

four sexytime parasites

three gooey Brundleflies

two psychosexual twin Doctors

and a hunk of new flesh in a TV

On the sixth day of Christmas David Cronenberg gave to me

six mutant women

five rabid porn stars

four sexytime parasites

three gooey Brundleflies

two psychosexual twin Doctors

and a hunk of new flesh in a TV

On the seventh day of Christmas David Cronenberg gave to me

seven exploding heads

six mutant women

five rabid porn stars

four sexytime parasites

three gooey Brundleflies

two psychosexual twin Doctors

and a hunk of new flesh in a TV

On the eighth day of Christmas David Cronenberg gave to me

eight talking assholes

seven exploding heads

six mutant women

five rabid porn stars

four sexytime parasites

three gooey Brundleflies

two psychosexual twin Doctors

and a hunk of new flesh in a TV

On the ninth day of Christmas David Cronenberg gave to me

nine umbilical bio-ports

eight talking assholes

seven exploding heads

six mutant women

five rabid porn stars

four sexytime parasites

three gooey Brundleflies

two psychosexual twin Doctors

and a hunk of new flesh in a TV

On the tenth day of Christmas David Cronenberg gave to me

ten tantalizing car crash scars

nine umbilical bio-ports

eight talking assholes

seven exploding heads

six mutant women

five rabid porn stars

four sexytime parasites

three gooey Brundleflies

two psychosexual twin Doctors

and a hunk of new flesh in a TV

On the eleventh day of Christmas David Cronenberg gave to me

eleven questionable orifices

ten tantalizing car crash scars

nine umbilical bio-ports

eight talking assholes

seven exploding heads

six mutant women

five rabid porn stars

four sexytime parasites

three gooey Brundleflies

two psychosexual twin Doctors

and a hunk of new flesh in a TV

On the twelfth day of Christmas David Cronenberg gave to me

twelve creepy kiddies

eleven questionable orifices

ten tantalizing car crash scars

nine umbilical bio-ports

eight talking assholes

seven exploding heads

six mutant women

five rabid porn stars

four sexytime parasites

three gooey Brundleflies

two psychosexual twin Doctors

and a hunk of new flesh in a TV