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Original Air Date: April 30, 2008
This will be quick since, as expected, the episode was neither funny (a typical “funny” comment was along the lines of “act like Dakota and get to fanning”) nor interesting (more buffoon-style acting was the main feature).
CALVSTER‘s (or Calvester, as the network has decided to spell it now, but I’m too tired of making spelling corrections while they change the characters’ names every week to care) parole officer, a bendy, busty blonde named Candy who likes to make out with the ex-con, moves away. Consequently, Calvster gets a new parole officer who turns out to be KNOCK OUT, aka Officer Thomas, a big guy the Hill brothers know well since he was their bully when they were boys.
Officer Thomas got his nickname when Calvster lucked out one day and knocked him out in front of the entire neighborhood for picking on Winston. As a result, Knock Out left in shame, joined the Marines, suffered in an Iraqi prison camp, and returned to the States to become a police officer. Now he’s intent on making the Hill brothers’ lives a living hell as payback for Calvster embarrassing him so many years ago.
After Calvster’s attempt to beat up Knock Out and force him to flee again fails — Calvster gets his own butt kicked instead — the Hills and their maid SUN HO try to escape to Hawaii for a vacation they had been planning before Knock Out arrived. The cop intercepts them before they can leave, however, and threatens to plant drugs on anybody that doesn’t get hip to the program and start waiting on him hand and foot.
In desperation, Calvster realizes the only way to scare away Knock Out is to call in his childhood bully, a big woman named RAZ-BLUSHA who’s now an LAPD officer. The ploy works after a stupid showdown, and the Hills regain their home.
If there’s any justice in this world, I’m the lone person who’s watched this ridiculous, insulting crap. It couldn’t get canceled fast enough for me.
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