Stewie Griffin: Hey, Brian, remember me? I’m the guy you left standing at the counter at McDonald’s with a bag full of burgers. You know it’s funny, I tried to walk home and, um, a lot of hungry deer walking around at this hour of the night and, um, oh here’s where the story gets fun, uh, you may have noticed I’m missing an ear. Managed to, uh, pull it out of the deer’s mouth and put it in some ice I got at a 7-Eleven. So when you are ready to apologize, just talk into this cup.
Monday, February 11, 2008 - 10:55 am ET
This is why Brian Griffin is not a good babysitter
Monday, February 11, 2008 - 10:55 am ET


heh heh heh… i’ve never seen that one! I don’t have much tv access
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i love when right after that lois is mad and peter’s like “yea something could of happend to stewie.” and stewie’s like “ohh my ears in a cup i guess that doesnt count.”
i laughed for hours
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The funniest episode is when Peter sings “I brought these gifts for you they’re up in my bum.” THIS SONG ROCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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