This House Is Freakin' Sweet

SERVANTS: (singing) We only live to kiss your ass.
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SEBASTIAN: Kiss it? Oh, we’ll even wipe it for you!
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SERVANTS: (singing) From here on in, it’s easy street.

PETER: Any bars on that street?
SEBASTIAN: 24 happy hours a day.

PETER: Oh, boy!
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(CLIP OF JEHOVAH’S WITNESS BEING STOPPED AT THE GATE)

SERVANTS: (singing) We’ll stop Jehovah’s at the gate.
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GUARD: Can I see that pamphlet, sir?

JEHOVAH’S WITNESS: Oh!

(CUT TO PETER ON A BALCONY)

PETER: (singing) My God, this house is freakin’ sweet.
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(CUT TO ENTRYWAY)

CHEF #1: (singing) I make brunch, Clive cooks lunch…
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CHEFS: (singing) …each and every day.

CHEF #2: (singing) Chocolate cake ala Blake.
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PETER: (singing) Hundred bucks, Blake is gay.
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SERVANTS: (singing) We’ll do the best we can with Meg.

MEG: Are you saying I’m ugly?

HOUSEKEEPER: It doesn’t matter, dear. You’re rich now.
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SERVANTS: (singing) We’ll do your nails and rub your feet.
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LOIS: Oh, that’s not neces… Oh, my.
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SERVANTS: (singing) We’ll do your homework every night.

CHRIS: It’s really hard.

SEBASTIAN: That’s why we got that (os) Steven Hawking guy.
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PETER: (singing) My God, this house is freakin’ sweet.

(PETER AND LOIS DANCE ON THE STAIRS)
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PETER (CONT’D): (singing) Used to pass lots of gas. Lois ran away. Now we’ve got 30 rooms. Hello beans, good-bye spray.
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(THE SERVANTS CATCH PETER)

SERVANTS: (grunt) (singing) We’d take a bullet just for you.
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(STEWIE REVEALS HIS GUN HIDDEN IN HIS TEDDY)

STEWIE: Oh, what a coincidence. I’ve got one.

LOIS: Stewie!

(BACK TO SERVANTS)
SERVANTS: (singing) Prepare to suck that golden tea. Now that your stinking rich, we’ll gladly be your bitch.

PETER: (singing) My God, this house is…
PETER/SERVANTS: (singing) …freakin’ sweet.

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