“There’s nothing more precious than a baby’s laughter” – Peter Griffin

Yet another disturbing Family Guy video clip, and really, is there any other kind? Peter just can’t seem to find a way to bond with his youngest son Stewie, until he mistakenly clocks Lois on the head with first a box of rice, then a jar of something or other, then a LARGE jar of dill pickles. Then it just goes drastically, horribly downhill from there: