The Fog: DOA

I am so thankful that technically, The Fog is not a horror movie. Because that means I don’t have to review it. What a snoozer. And what was all the screaming about? Killer fog? Ooooh. All they had to do was grab some leaf blowers. If John Carpenter had a grave, he’d be rolling over in it right now.

Even The Fog is yawning!