Ollie Williams is a Black weatherman on the Quahog News. Here’s a few choice quotes:
- "SWIMMIN HOLE!!!"
- "It’s gon’ RAIN."
- "He gon’ a get it"
- "EVERYBODY LOOKS LIKE ANTS!"
- "Who wants this dog?!"
- ancestor of Ollie: "I saw a fish!"
Tom Tucker: "But first we go to Ollie Williams a he tracks hurricane Rupal as it makes his or her way up the coast."
Ollie:"IT’S RAININ’ SIDEWAYS."
Tom:"Do you have an umbrella."
Ollie:"Had one."
Tom:"Where is it?"
Ollie:"Inside out two miles away"
Tom:"Is there anything we can do for you"
Ollie:"Bring me some Soup."
Tom:"What kind?"
Ollie:"Chunky!!!!!!!!!"
Tom: "All right we’ll get right on that."
And the Best of Ollie Williams, caught on tape!
Tags: ollie williams, family guy



1261 days ago
stovetop espresso maker…
stovetop espresso maker company…
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982 days ago
your wife is sexes
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884 days ago
it was crap the worst ive seen on the internet
you need to fuck up more on the comedy
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327 days ago
On Tom Tucker getting off with Peters mum.
Ollie; “LADIES OLD!”
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270 days ago
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