‘Suicide Girls Must Die!’ Trailer

First Look Studios has acquired one alt porn company’s entry into the horror genre with Suicide Girls Must Die! Judging from the trailer for the film, you’ll probably end up wishing yourself dead, but at least you’ll be able to perv out to some cute girls. Then again, you can look at girls on the Internet for free and this movie won’t be. Suicide Girls photographer, Sawa Suicide, will be directing the film and Wizard of Gore director, Jeremy Kasten, is co-producing.

The film is set to release March 12 and tells the story of twelve Suicide Girls (yep, they use the real deal) who begin to disappear from a remote cabin, and realize the video they are shooting is becoming a reality horror nightmare.

Do I see girls weeping in confessional style video booths? Is this more like a Real World nightmare than a horror one? Also, are the first girls to get killed really the cute ones with glasses? Aren’t they usually the sluts? In other words, if you want to stare at hot, tattooed chicks for an hour or so (and there’s nothing wrong with that!), watch this movie. If you want to see a horror movie, look elsewhere. Watch the trailer and let me know if you think I’m wrong.