The Spice Girls recently announced their reunion and comeback world tour. You’d already know that, unless you’ve got blinkers on to avoid any news on pop groups reforming to make some quick and easy money. What you may not know is that they’ve hired a therapist for the tour!
Clearly Slaggy, Dykey, Oldie, Gravelly and Tone Deafy don’t trust themselves to get through a 6 week tour without ripping each others throats out. In Victoria Beckham’s case this action would improve her voice but that’s another post for another day.
“This tour will be massive and record bosses do not want anything getting in the way – least of all the girls themselves. They want Girl Power to come back in style, not end in arguments between the girls. So taking a therapist along to smooth out any problems makes sense.
“The therapist will be available any time the girls need someone to talk to so that any disagreements do not get out of hand. It would be a disaster if any of them walked out mid-way through the tour.”
Can you imagine the calamity if Geri Halliwell decides to walk away from the band for a second time? I would laugh my little cotton socks if that happened… just make it after the London gig ok. Yes, as much as I diss the girls, I’ve put my name down for tickets. So shoot me.
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LOL. I love their new pseudonyms ;). Scarily enough, I know which is which.
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I think we ALL know which is which if we’re honest Dexie ;)
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Well I confess I don’t know which is which, and I actually think this is a good idea. I mean hell, how many people go into a high profile business venture with stars in their eyes and trust it will all be okay? And, of course, it is not. At least this has a nod to reality about it.
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I got a long dress like that spicegirl shown in the middle. Thing so old that now I only use it to dig potatoes in.
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That was unnecessarily vicious.
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