‘Secret Girlfriend’ Preview: Aquarium Girl

There’s just one more week until the first-season finale of Comedy Central’s Secret Girlfriend after the November 4 episode airs.

During the next-to-last installment, the dudes hire a so-called “Aquarium Girl” to sit on their couch all day wearing nothing but her underwear…

…And then the unseen guy tries to find a place to have sex with Jessica before she heads out of town. Such eventful, meaningful lives.

Watch Sam demonstrate some of his never-fail (at least in his mind) pick-up lines at the local club during the Sam Works the Room sneak peek below.

Secret Girlfriend airs Wednesdays on Comedy Central at 10:30pm ET.