Quotes from Brian Does Hollywood

Peter Griffin: Jeez, I haven’t been to California since I lived with my other family.
[flashback to Peter living with the Manson Family ]
Peter Griffin: Guys, I just got invited to a party at Sharon Tate’s house! Now, you guys can come, but you gotta promise not to embarrass me.

Stewie Griffin: I was under the impression the name of the show was Kids Say the Darndest Things, not Old Black Comedians Never Shut the Hell Up.

Bill Cosby [wearing Stewie's hypnotic goggles]: So you’re going to just sit here and enjoy it.
Stewie Griffin [hypnotized]: I’m going to sit here and enjoy it. And I like pudding. And Ghost Dad was the best movie I’ve seen since Leonard Part 6.

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