Prison Break
Episode 3.05: Interference
Airs: October 22nd
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Guard: what should I do?
James: well, you can start by stripping off your uniform. This is a yoga class. See? It’s written in this Idiot’s Guide…
James (to guard): Here, have a look at my porn.
Whilst Whistler needed directions for him and Bellick to attend the Umpalumpa convention, Bellick wished he hadn’t played with some superglue before having a nap in his hammock
Whistler checks his pocket translator as a Sona guard interrogates him.
Whister: “Here, take my blackbook. But if you must, I’d call this girl right here…”
Whistler: “No, it says right here, that we should be lying on our backs to do sit-up’s.”
Whistler: “According to this sizing chart, Bellick ordered the right size shirt. I think he washed it in warm water and shrunk it.”
Whistler: “RIGHT HERE! Tiger print pants and shorty shirts DO NOT go together… Especially when in prison.”
James: Oh, I know this great strip club! See 25 pesos to get in!
Guard: Nice!
Bellick: Can I come?
whistler : according to this prisoner rights book, you can’t talk to us like that and also, you can’t ask us to be on our knees…i am sorry to mention this but it’s written right here !
Being Bellicks pimp was a tough job. But Whistler desperately looked through his bookings to see if he could find a time to fit the guard in for a “session” with Bellick. Ever since the tighty whities and then the tiger “rrrrr” happy pants business had gone through the roof!!!
The guards comment ” he smells like rotten fish but i am sure he will tatse like chicken”
whistler: webster defines prison excape as an act of ……………….
Gary Miller: And that there is an American Bald Eagle. The grey one. You see how it’s wings spread at the sholders. It’s apparently pregnant and it looks concerned… as it should be. This photo seems to capture a tiger consuming the lower half of it’s body. They aren’t supposed to be on the ground but that why this one is easy prey.
Bellick: Hey, wait a minute!
Whistler- “But it says there that we are allowed to play strip pocker in the yard”
Whistler: do you want to come over to my house for dinner? here ill show you the directions.
Whistler: “… and this is my wife after graduation.”
Guard: “She does have nice tits.”
Bellick: “I’d hit that.”
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{whistler to guard}see bellick is right.it was a kingfisher that he saw in the yard.{bellick with
hands up}yea ya see i told you
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