Prison Break
Episode 1.01
Aired: August 28, 2005
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Prison Break
Episode 1.01
Aired: August 28, 2005
Promo Caption
Post your best, funniest, most inventive caption based on this picture from Episode 1.01:

For more on the episode:
Image Credit: ©2008 Fox Broadcasting Co. Cr: Bill Matlock/FOX
michael: “It is NOT a butterfly!”
sara: stick it in, slowly, slowly, more to the right…oh oh oh!
michael: got it?
sara: you sooo got it!
Michael – “…And this one right here, will tell me exactly how to escape out of a Panamanian [hellish] prison, somewhere during the next 2 Season’s .. So it’s NOT the NEXT Season, but the Season AFTER. .. I even already know the reason as to, WHY I will be incarcerated right there, [Sona] ..”
Sara (thinking) – “Ooh, why can’t we just skip through all this bull-crap and JUST GET NAKED and DO IT FRIGGIN’ ALREADY?? !!!
I’m in SUCH a mood to give this, hot stunna, HEAD. .. and I SSOO wanna bend over, so he can go ahead and “SMACK THAT ALL ON THE FLOOR” !!!!, while I watch, how I’m being f***ed anal … !!!!! Ooh..!”
Michael: Lookie here! My new tats…
Sara: Oh men are indeed from Mars…
hi
Sorry Mr Scofield, that sleeve roll-up is sweet, but for this injection, you must be completely naked, and I must somehow be sitting on your lap. Just following protocol.
No, Mr. Scofield. Not in the arm. Turn around please and drop trow.
Michael: Sara, I just wanted to tell you…
Sara: Michael, let’s just cut to the chase. Are we gonna get naked or not?
Michael: My left arm hurts so bad doc. Can you help me?
Sara: Sure! Just twist it the other way! (thinks: Can’t you think of a better pick-up line?!?!)