Movie Stars at the Costume Institute Gala

I’m just not sure about some of these dresses at the ‘Superheroes: Fashion and Fantasy’ Costume Institute Gala held at the Metropolitan Museum of Art on May 5, 2008.

Maybe “costume” is the key word here, because some of these dresses aren’t the type you’d wear to…really, anything other than a costume gala. Check out a few, along with my personal name for them:

Eva Longoria Parker, a.k.a. The Grape Confection:

More after the jump…

Scarlett Johansson, a.k.a The Boobage (hey, Carson Kressley coined the term, not me!):

Eva Mendes, a.k.a The Seafoam:

Kate Bosworth, a.k.a The Artwork:

Maggie Gyllenhaal, a.k.a. The Curtain:

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