Meet Peter Griffin's Little Friend

LOIS
I know, it was amazing! Much better than that night you pretended your penis was Danny Aiello.

INT. PETER AND LOIS’ BEDROOM – NIGHT (FLASHBACK)
Peter and Lois are in bed. Peter has the sheets raised and is addressing his crotch.

PETER
Oohh. That is so interesting, Danny Aiello. You’ve got the best Spike Lee stories. What’s that? You want to meet my wife?

LOIS
Peter, stop it.

PETER
Lois, just say hello. (SOTTO) You’re embarrassing me in front of Danny Aiello.

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