Just When You Thought It Couldn't Get Better Than An NKOTB Reunion, Limp Bizkit Originals Reunite.

Limp Bizkit Reunion? Snap Yo! Didn’t I just post something last week about Wes Borland saying that he wants nothing to do with a Limp Bizkit Reunion? I guess it all comes down to money and making false statements to sound like your here to save “heavy popular music”. I think we were doing just fine without you. On LimpBizkit.com they announced early this morning that the original line-up is reuniting. Borland and Durst released a joint statement that said:

“We decided we were more disgusted and bored with the state of heavy popular music than we were with each other. Regardless of where our separate paths have taken us, we recognize there is a powerful and unique energy with this particular group of people we have not found anywhere else. This is why Limp Bizkit is back.”

Which loosely translates to:”We’re f*ckin broke and everything else we’re doing just isn’t quite cutting it.”. The reunion tour will kick off overseas on the festival circuit in Europe and a new album will probably be in the works. Shortly afterward, President Obama released the following statement.

“We’re sorry, world. We truly are very sorry. We never wanted it to come to this and if there was anything we could do to prevent this, we would have taken action long before now.” (not really an official statement)

Feel free to visit Limpbiskit.com where you can speak your mind about this reunion on their live chat. I’m outty…daaawgg!

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