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Thu, Sep 28 2006

I’m going to turn water into…..funk

PETER: Oh, come on, Lois. I hate to see you so upset. What? We got animals. We got clowns. I mean, a party couldn’t be any better if Jesus himself showed up.

INT. ANOTHER HOUSE’S LIVING ROOM-CONTINUOUS

(JESUS IS AT AN ADULT PARTY HOLDING A PITCHER OF WATER)

JESUS: Okay, everybody. For my next miracle, I’m gonna turn water into funk.

(THE ROOM SUDDENLY CHANGES INTO A DISCO CLUB WITH EVERYONE DRESSED ACCORDINGLY)

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  1. By Rowan

    want to know what funky song that is that they play for that scene. Does anyone know?

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  3. By Piano

    Do you have a clip of this scene? I’ve been trying to find it everywhere.

    • By jupp

      yeah, me too… but i can’t find it..