How the Kiss Saved Christmas

PETER: So I can drink beer and watch TV? Because, you know, “Kiss Saves Santa” is on.

CLIP FROM “KISS SAVES SANTA”

KISS #1: But, Mrs. Claus, who would kidnap Santa?

MRS. CLAUS: Well, Ace, that’s what I want you boys to find out.

GENE SIMMONS: Someone stole Santa? That does not rock!

KISS #2: Easy, Gene. Guys, let’s go save Christmas. To the Kiss Copter!

KISS: Yaaay!

BRIAN: So, Peter, did you get everything you wanted for Christmas?

PETER: You bet. A week’s vacation, a new VCR. And best of all, my own copy of “Kiss Saves Santa.”

TITLE: Kiss Saves Santa

CLIP FROM “KISS SAVES SANTA”

(SANTA HOLDS HIS GUITAR)

KISS #1: You just practice that guitar, Santa. Next time we’ll let you do a solo.

MRS. CLAUS: (laugh) Don’t encourage him!

EVERYONE: (laugh)