
Homer Simpson – “I am truly thankful there are now THREE football games on Thanksgiving, so I can spend even less time talking to my in-laws.”

Cleveland Brown – “Hey, y’all! This Thanksgiving, I’m thankful for deep-fried turkey. And if your house catches fire – hey, deep-fried house. Gobble, gobble.”

Stewie Griffin – “I’m thankful for building blocks, Rupert and the gentle way Lois grasps my ankles when she hoists up my bottom to clean my poops.”
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