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And Now For Something Truly Frightening

You think beheadings and disembowelments are freaky? Scared of the ghosties and beasties living in your closet? To this I say: ha! For something truly scary, take a look at my bank balance.

Why do I share this? Because I am The Screamstress, and am here to make you pee your pants in terror at least once a day. And, it will give you a chance to feel superior to at least one person today.

You’re welcome.

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  1. By Duncan Riley
    1754 days ago

    I’ll have to work harder to make sure you get paid lots at the end of the month :-)

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  2. By Rhys
    1754 days ago

    Aw, thanks!!! ;)

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  3. By Karine
    1753 days ago

    You’ve definitely nailed it. Nothing like having to worry about how you’re going to pay for food, to keep you from sleeping at night. :)

    Best of luck for your account to grow!

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  4. By Ingrid
    1753 days ago

    If it makes you feel better, here’s mine:

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  5. By Ingrid
    1753 days ago

    Oops, nevermind, that didn’t work:

    http://www.puertoricaninfrance.com/images/bank.jpg

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  6. By Rhys
    1753 days ago

    Karine–you are so right. I’d rather take on a masked maniac any day, at least it’s over quick. And thank you for the well wishes, and for being sweet enough to tough out this blog even though you don’t like horror. :)

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  7. By Rhys
    1753 days ago

    Aaaaaa!!!!! Ingrid out-horrified me! Hey Ing, want to rob a bank or something?

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  8. By Ingrid
    1753 days ago

    I’ve been practicing robbing banks on City of Villains. I’m getting quite good at it. ;)

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  9. By Karine
    1752 days ago

    Heh, what can I say, I liek to broaden my horizons ;)

    Besides, this blog is very entertaining, so it’s worth toughing it out :D

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  10. By Rhys
    1752 days ago

    Karine–you’re a trooper!

    Ingrid–I have no video game robbing experience, but I saw a movie where a bunch of cheerleaders robbed a bank and totally got away with it. And they were pretty dumb, so I’m sure we could pull it off. ;)

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  11. By Ingrid
    1752 days ago

    I saw that movie! It was called … er .. Sugar … something… am I thinking of the right one?

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