And now back to you, Tom Tucker

Geez, I wish our local news anchors were as lively as Tom Tucker. A man with a son who has an upside down face, he also hates his co-anchor Diane and has some issues with his wife Stacy:

Tom Tucker: Can my wife Stacey get you anything?
Stacey: Go to hell Tom.
Tom Tucker: Already there hun.

Tom Tucker:..and for those of you wondering what ive been writing on this piece of paper as we head to a commercial…..it’s a cat. Just a cat.

Diane Simmons: Tom, I’m getting late word that you’re a petty, jealous closet-case.
Tom Tucker: Bit of breaking news, we now go live to Diane being a bitch. Diane.