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A Few Stewie Griffin Quotes

stewie griffinStewie: Let me guess, you picked out yet another colorful box with a crank that I’m expected to turn and turn until OOP! big shock, a jack pops out and you laugh and the kids laugh and the dog laughs and I die a little inside.

Stewie: Am I to spend the entire day wallowing around in my own feces? A little service here.

Stewie: Day 171: I’ve sprouted another finger. Counting the one from yesterday, I’m up to 11.

Stewie: What the hell is this?
Lois: Sweetie, that’s tuna salad.
Stewie: Oh, is that what it is? Really? Because I could have sworn it was mayonnaise and cat food.

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  1. By j_dub
    966 days ago

    I LUV FAMILY GUY….. SPENT MY X_MASS MUNEE ON FAMILY GUY DVDZ ABSOLUTIY LUV IT…….ESPECIALLY STEWIE AND PETER. I LUV IT WEN PETER SLAPS MEG ON THE EPISODE “BRAKEING OUT IS HARD TO DO” ON SEASON 4. BI ……….

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  2. By ncm
    915 days ago

    they should have the videos w/ thw quotes

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