50 Cent Suffers Noise Poisoning

50 Cent was rushed to the hospital yesterday after being poisoned by the lyrics and rap of Fat Joe‘s new album Jealous Ones Still Envy 2 (J.O.S.E. 2). He’ll recover but Fat Joe’s career is said to be dead.

In a short video spoof, 50 Cent while in tears, explains to his son that he suffered injury to his brain after listening to Fat Joe’s latest album Jealous Ones Still Envy 2 (J.O.S.E. 2) that will drop in the United States on October 6th. 50 also has his Before I Self Destruct album that will be released in November.

50 Cent is known for creating non-existent rivalries with fellow rappers who release albums around the same time as him. Him and Kanye West battled it out for a time till people noticed that they were friends. Though I highly doubt 50 Cent and Fat Joe go to each others parties.

Check out the video after the jump…

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