#11: The Brats of Bloody Birthday
Oh, the wonderful 80s. Just try to get a movie about three 10-year olds killing off adults in gruesome ways greenlighted today. Ha. America needs the stick removed from its butt, pronto.
So anyhow, three cute tykes—Curtis, Debbie, and Steve—are born under a ‘bad sign’ during a solar eclipse, so of course become murdering hell-spawn. No word if the thousands of other people born on this day shared the same fate, but go with it.
These brats delight in crushing, smooshing, and smearing the annoying adults who get in the way of their fun. You could fault the brats for it, if they didn’t try so hard! Every death is a Rube Goldberg-ian extravaganza. Say what you will; these kids ain’t lazy.