10 Metal Stars I'd Like to Drink A Beer (or 9) With

So I’m sittin’ here throwing back a few cold ones watchin TV and I start thinking about some Metal stars I’d love to be able to drink a beer with and shoot the Sh!t. I’m sure it would get interesting at times and maybe even violent, even though I’m not one of those violent drinkers. Anyway, Here is my list of 10 Metal Stars I love to be able to drink a beer (or 9) with.

1. Randy Blythe. he’s so opinionated as I am and an alcohol fueled conversation would go one way or another and I honestly don’t know where that would end up.

2. Kerry King. I’d love to throw back a few Heinekens with Kerry!

3. Lars Ulrich. I’d love to get this whiny little f–k sh!t-faced (or not) and beat the hell outta him!

4. Dimebag. This would be the high-lite of my life. Above anything else, there could be nothing better than be able to go back in time and have a black tooth grin with the Dime.

5. Ozzy. After seeing how silly The Oz-man walks around sober it would be a trip to get a few in me and hang with Ozzy.

6. Dave Mustaine. I’d love to see what Dave is like these days when he gets buzzed…back in the day, well thats another story.

7. KSE. I’d love to throw a bunch back with these guys. Fun time.

8. Brett Hines from Mastodon…just to see what would happen.

9. Zakk Wylde. I got mixed feelings on this guy, but I think he has some stories to tell.

10. Axl Rose, so I could get him sh!t faced and ask him what the f–k is wrong with him and why it’s taking 40 years to get the next GnR record out? Oh, and maybe get some clippers and cut those stupid Corn rows off of his head.

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